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Happy Easter!

Sup. Blaine here. I needed to tell you guys something.

HAPPY EASTER~! :D

Google Images never fails when I need it :')

I hope you guys had a good Easter day full of family and friends, good food, and remembrance of what happened long ago to make this holiday special :P

But yes, like I just said, remember this holiday wasn't made for the eggs and the Easter Bunny (which I'll admit, are good things :3), and I'm sure you guys know what makes this holiday special too :)

But if you don't, I'll share to you the Easter Story:

About 2000 years ago, around the century A.D. 30, there was a man named Jesus, who was no ordinary man. He was, as people called him, "King of the Jews", in a mocking way, yet He was truly the Son of God. He was sent to the temple guards by a disciple of his, named Judas Icariot, for about, in today's currency, probably about 30 or 40 dollars. He was ordered to be flogged and crucified on the cross by everyone in the courtyards watching what was taking place here, and that ended up happening. Jesus had a nail driven through both of his hands, and his feet. A crown of thorns was placed on his head, along with the sign "King of the Jews". The crowd all spat on Jesus, cursed him, and, obviously, Jesus died on that cross. That day has become to be known as "Good Friday". 

About 2 days later, Mary (Jesus's mother) came to visit His grave, but when she opened the tomb he laid in, he wasn't there. Instead, an angel of Jesus told her that He has risen from the grave, and she must go to tell the others.the good news. Sure enough, Jesus came to them shortly after, showing them the holes in His hands, proving he had risen from the grave. This is what we know as Easter.

So, in case you guys really wanted to know the basics of Easter, here you go. Until then, stay safe guys, have fun, and for tomorrow, good luck for Apr. Fools Day >:). 

I'll be leaving a bucket of water for your brother/sister/parent to dump on you as you wake up tomorrow morning lol! :P

Cya! -Blaine

WHATS UP

Wow can you believe it? 4 or 5 years ago I'd still be posting about Chobots, now here I am talking about graduating. I'll tell you people the highlights of my senior year so far :D It has been a rollar coaster lemme tell you that.

I got my cap and gown today! Holy shiz I've literally waited my whole life for this moment. IMMA CRY YOU GUYS I SWEAR!!!! :') 

I'm in the middle of soccer season right now. Last year *phew* It's getting really annoying now. I honestly used to enjoy soccer and now it's becoming a chore.

And I GOT ACCEPTED INTO MAH COLLEGE! On my way to getting my dental degree bxtches!!!!!!!!!!! Need teeth to be fixed in the next 8-10 years or so? Hit me up ;D







When prom season comes along I'll tell you how that goes. 
SO WHAT HAVE YALL BEEN UP TO?
LOOPY THE LURKER

kewl cake✌

~1 month and 25 days later~

Hiiii! Today I decided to make a recipe from this drawing I found. Basically this is just me warning you not to trust the internet. 

So I found this drawing right here and thought, "Wow I'm hungry as hell and this seems really easy to make, I think I'm gonna do it" BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER

I kinda just piled it all in as it said.. plus I had no oil. I have no idea what kind of oil they meant, I'm guessing Vegetable oil? Such great, descriptive instructions. Anyway, yeah, I didn't have it so then I put it in my microwave after stirring it for however how long.1 minute in it starts making weird noises and i see like this 5 inch tall brown shit rising from my mug. I wait for the time to be up and take it out, it's not even hot?

I decided to take try a tiny bit and it had the same consistency as 2 week old milk. Hotttt.

I'm warning you, get professional recipes. I thought maybe this would work and be real cute but I was wrong. Also do not make up your own recipe. That's twice as bad.

Also I'm neglecting cleaning up. Hahaha.

kill me

I hope you all enjoy my misadventures more than I do. live laff luv,

~Julia~

Awesome stuff...

Hi everyone. Music here ;]

I did something curiously awesome about 2 weekends ago (Feb. 2)...I went to a sport stacking tournament! ;D Name of it: 2013 Georgia State Sport Stacking Tournament

What happens at these tournaments is you do each stack (3-3-3, 3-6-3, cycle) about 3 times, with 2 practices right before. That is the prelims. (short for preliminary)

After that, the top 5 go into finals for each catagory (which is doing the same thing, except they must call you up to do that, and you don't do that all at once). After that is awards.

Well, I got to record my prelims and finals for you guys! And sorry with the black bars. My parents are noob videotapers on their phones. lol. It's probably best if you watch on youtube though...By the way, don't remind that I look stupid. It was a long day lol.

 

In case you're wondering what I got, if you cant see the timer, I got

3-3-3: Best time - 2.22 (3rd try)

3-6-3: Best time - 2.51 (2nd try)

Cycle: Best time - 7.62 (1st try)

 

Now finals...I made it for all 3, but you will only see 2. Reason for that is someone in front of my dad starting crying their eyes out over a dollar for a snack or something idk. But it screwed the video up.

 

3-3-3:



 

I got 2.17 in finals. Pretty good, got 3rd overall in this catagory for 3-3-3 :P (the catagory im in is 13-14)

 

3-6-3: I got 2.72 in this, 4th overall in my catagory, but this is one that screwed up ._.

 

Cycle:





 

I got a new personal best :P 3rd overall in my catagory for this ;D

 

I got 4th out of everyone at the tournament, plus a trophy and 2 medals ;P Sweet.

 

If you want to know anymore, comment below!

 

Thanks for reading! Talk to you guys later!

 

-Blaine (Or music, whatever you call me. lol)

love me.

Im glad you like the new blog decorations...or I assume you do. If not, say it to my face mudda fugga!!!!!!!!!!!! (:

Worried about not having a Valentine? 
Don't worry. You'll always have me 8)

We can be together.
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.....

  Until the end of time. NEVER let me go.
Loopy the LURKER

Stoners.

Stoners. We all know one. Well maybe not you guys but lemme tell you this. IF I EVER FIND OUT ANY OF YOU HAVE SMOKED WEED I WILL PERSONALLY ENSURE YOUR DEATH. 

Let's examine the stereotypes of a stoner

• Never shuts up about smoking weed, even if they've only done it once
• Tea is their only religion
• Psychedelic shit my ass
• Pink Floyd, Nirvana, DA RAMONES. Maybe throw in some Bob Marley or the Beatles or smth
• Nudity is considered a fandom for these people
• Some look dumb as shit

Yeah this is all i can think of at the moment. The side effects of smoking weed (*◕‿◕*) So there we have it. 

K. Well, i suggest you "take your meds" if you wanna end up dumb as hell (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

~Shrinky the annoying kid on the block